I Loves Me Some Pistachios

I really do like to sit and crack on some pistachios. They are green salty bits of goodness that I just can’t seem to get enough of.

Often when I sit down to write I have a bag or bowl, or even just a pile of them close by. Then when I reach a juncture where I have to come up with my next thought I reach over and grabs me one and start crackin’ away. What a life.

If our ancestors had it so good they could sit around and sew all day then I think I’ve found the next best thing. I can sit at my computer for hours just writing and browsing the web and cracking nuts.

The only drawback is that I seem to be getting fatter by the minute. Oh, well. I guess I’ll just die one fat, happy, web surfin’ nut cracker.